Paddle bottle openers are used worldwide as the standard professional tool of choice. Grabe one of your own wrapped in leatherette) with a gold imprint on both sides. One side with The Ale House logo, the other with "Open. Drink. Repeat."
What is this leatherette? It feels just like leather, but is washable with soap and water, and won't absorb oils from your skin.
Available for shipping or pick-up from The Ale House.